You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. : [after pretending to have sex with Brandon] Youre thinking of Disneyland. Please do not. Why? Crushing it! And as we all know, by "magic" I mean "nothing.". I want every detail! : 15 Emma Stone Won The Role From A Skype Audition Unable to attend auditions in person, Emma Stone scheduled a video call and performed Olive's monologue from the opening webcam scene. You didn't have? Do you wanna have sex with me or not? Who told you? You get family member of the week every week. : Easy A - i want my life to be like in the 80's movies - YouTube You can have them when you get taller. A is for Awesome. Dill: Is everything alright? Everything according to plan. Olive Penderghast Watch Emma Stone Nail Steve Martin's 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' Expletive-Filled Monologue The original scene sees Steve Martin drop a string of F-bombs on an unsuspecting rental-car . I'm gonna turn you around, and take you from the back! : Talking at an average rate of a million miles a minute, Emma Stones Olive isnt your typical high school student: Shes better. : : Not that one. I mean, out to here. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd I don't know when it will happen. : : Olive: Oh my God! Really? Rosemary: Whats going on, honey? His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. I like it very much. Woodchuck Todd : [V.O, continuing onto webcam] : Mrs. Griffith Olive Penderghast : I can assure you; I won't. : Olive Penderghast [about the rumors that she punched Nina] Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Yeah, but I didn't mean with ME. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. : Its a little low on grist. [to Olive] Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast I want every detail now, shit-face. [Forceful] Olive Penderghast Real talk: If you don't want to be Emma Stone or be with her, there's something fucking wrong with you. I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. 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Olive Penderghast : Rhiannon About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . What do you think I have down there? Olive Penderghast A critical and commercial sleeper hit, Easy A was one of Fall 2010s most welcome surprises, a teen movie that didnt talk down to its audience, trusting them to be as smart as its motor-mouthed heroine. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. Olive Penderghast It's a movie about a high school girl named Olive, who learns very quickly that in high school, reputation is everything. Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Blech! I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". Pastor Youre wonderful. Olive Penderghast : He left his parents a note that said: Fuck you, I'm gay. Mostly guys. Olive Penderghast Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. : Olive Penderghast Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age. It was the right one! : : Brandon [runs into Anson, outside] : Olive Penderghast Hey Olive. I have been whoring around a lot. Olive Penderghast : Not now I don't, shit-dick. I also heard he was twice your age. I always pegged you for a south paw. A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. Olive Penderghast Emma Stone Nails Steve Martin's Planes, Trains & Automobiles Monologue It's not true. You know, I dated a homosexual once. Marianne: Jesus tells us to love everyone, even the whores and the homosexuals. : An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell" Pastor Rosemary : Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time. Olive Penderghast While this one may not have the fully realized characters of the Hughes films, it actually takes things a step further in its commentary on many topics: family life, parenting, religious zealotry, rumor-mongering and the public education system. Emma Stone Easy A Monologue (changed a bit) - YouTube Olive: (aside) My apologies to Mark Twain. You completely missed the point. He seems like a nice kid. So here we go. Seriously, a coupon? Right above the Orient. : : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. : But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. So what's with your new look? I'll have to get a lower back tattoo and pierce something not on my face.". Its a little low on grist. Can I help you with something? Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. Im not blaming you, but lactation was not kind to Mamas tig ol bitties. It's very whore couture. What's your problem? [talking to Marianne] Olive: (while undressing) Relax. [Not caring] And that's why I decided to do this webcast. Olive Penderghast Woodchuck Todd What are your favorite lines? Olive Penderghast I just thought of the funniest thing. Right between the eyes. Rhiannon : I don't know what any of that means. Beat it, ese! Theres a young man here to see you. I don't want to know anything from you. *I don't claim. Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others.
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